Round, or Idaho?

Make one drunken comment that there are only two shapes of McDonald's chicken McNuggets, and your friends will deservedly mock you for a lifetime.

Well played Frank. Well played.

Sometimes we all Need a Little Help

*Taken from CGPGrey
 http://www.youtube.com/user/CGPGrey?feature=watch

I Just Want to Go to Sleep

I am answering questions posted by Sean from the Just a Jeep Guy blog. The questions are based around the bedroom. Precisely sleep.

Number seven; Do you eat in bed?

It has been well documented that I do, in fact, use my bed as one would use a dining room table. Songs have been written about the dining habits in our house. Pac over at Pacspad.blogspot.com mastered the dance hit “White Duvet Cover”  back in 2011. 

"White Duvet Cover"

That being said; The lesson of spilling food on the dog has not necessarily been learned. Not that I’m naming names. My bed dining habits have recently increased due to to massive amounts of homework, and my purchase of AppleTV. My Philosophy professor works under the following program; talk about a topic, say David Hume, for an hour,  then assign a four page essay on said flaming philosopher. yay! This means that every spare moment I have, normally reserved for seeing the sun, working out, showering, interacting with other individuals on the planet, or... blogging has been given up to writing report after numbing report. Well... there has been a lot of appleTV time.  God, I love the internets. I can finally watch Rugby, or Australian rules football when I want to. 

Yep. Many hours of eating in the bed. Nachos, while writing about Bundle Theory, and Panda Express while Aussie rules footy is blaring. 

I JUST WANNA GO TO SLEEP
1. What do you wear to bed?
2. Who or what sleeps with you at night?
3. Do you like a cold room or a hot room?
4. Many blankets, or just one?
5. Do you hog the blankets?
6. What size is your bed and what kind of mattress is it?
7. Do you eat in bed?
8. What kind of sleeper are you?
9. What is under your bed? 
BONUS: What won't you do in bed?

I Just Want to Go to Sleep

I am answering questions posted by Sean from the Just a Jeep Guy blog. The questions are based around the bedroom. Precisely sleep.

Number six: What size is your bed and what kind of mattress is it?

Two years back we decided to buy a new bed set. Upgrade to a plush mattress like them there classy hotels. This set into motion letting every mattress salesperson in the tri-county area into our bedroom. We would walk into the mattress section of the local bed store. Choose a side and lie down and start to spoon. This is when the character of the sales person would be tested. We received, “Hey guys! comfy isn’t it?” to “Uhhhhhhhhhhh...... Uhm who’s buying the bed??” One sales person asked if our wives sent us to shop. While another made a reference to how we could make comfy man love on their luxury model.  That’s the one we bought. 

Nothing means Coming Out more than testing out the snuggleability of a bed in the middle of IKEA. Spooning as the sub-urban dwellers wander by in their NASCAR shirts and wide-eyed gazes. 

We bought a queen sized bed. With our massive girth and gravitational pull, we need a king. 

I JUST WANNA GO TO SLEEP
1. What do you wear to bed?
2. Who or what sleeps with you at night?
3. Do you like a cold room or a hot room?
4. Many blankets, or just one?
5. Do you hog the blankets?
6. What size is your bed and what kind of mattress is it?
7. Do you eat in bed?
8. What kind of sleeper are you?
9. What is under your bed? 
BONUS: What won't you do in bed?