What's on StevieB's desktop? Stoopid duck. Try to sleep on the plane, it keeps staring at you. Stoopid duck.

My Aunt Barbara sent this to me...

I did squats at the gym yesterday. I hate doing legs so I force myself to do legs/butt before anything else that day. This way I get the bor...

Like you and the rest of America, last night I was glued to the TV to watch the Jersey Shore reunion special. Not since VH1 aired its Vanil...

I haven’t talked much about the iPhone application called Grindr. Even though it’s brought such joy into my life as of late. Last Thursday, ...

I’ve got a huge frickin headache today, probably brought on by my work laptop dying a horrible death late last week. And yet it’s not repai...

For Christmas Jerrod slipped a jar of Baconnaise into my stocking. Baconnaise, the bacon flavored mayonnaise! Thinking “what the hell am I g...

Our little village loves acting like they’re a big mountain town. They are very proud of the new Library (pronounced Lie-berry) and the new...

what have I been staring at all week? This... The Fort Worth, Texas water gardens. I guess I've been in a Texas state of mind... Or sinc...

We’re halfway through Gymuary. This is the month were everyone decides to join the gym. You walk into the gym and every treadmill is taken...

I have no idea when I started to enjoy cooking; it’s really been a recent development. I guess there comes a time in a guy’s life when he c...

I’m kind of freaking out this morning. It was last Wednesday that I visited a gas pump. Is this how it is, normal people don’t have to fill...

January. There are two things being talked about right now in our house. Three…three things being talked about in our house. Why did we sp...

The very first Desktop Friday for 2010. Can we agree to call it twenty-ten not Two thousand and ten? Please? What’s been on StevieB’s comput...

After quite a while of the better half poking me with a pointy stick I broke down and bought a new automobile. This is how I can tell I’m t...

Cue Linda Lavin… I used to be sad, I used to be shy Funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why... Kickin' myself for nothin...

This month’s theme was Water. Please check out the other 5's from around the world . A huge thanks to Stephen at The State Of The Na...

Can I tell you how hard it is to get up at 4:30AM to get to work after sleeping in for two weeks straight? Hard, it’s frickin hard? Well ...

And we’re back…. Whoo. Thought the Christmas break would never end. Days sleeping in, having fun with friends. Thank God that’s over. Well,...

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There's nothing like a Christmas Eve, eve snow. Uploaded by www.cellspin.net

Dalton and I went to find something to do in our town. And we're very sorry...making you watch this. I will not happen again.

Last Friday I did something I only do once a year. Not leaving the house. Not for breakfast, not for the gym. Amazing. Instead, the Sweet B...

What's been on your neighborhood Stevie B's desktop this week? A co-worker walked by my cubical this week and said "Well, nice ...

My latest addiction on television has been the British show Haunted Homes . It’s a reality show centered on psychic Mia Dolan and how she...

We went to Zoo Lights at the local Zoo. For the hot chocolate and to hang out in twenty degree weather with friends. Jerrod took a great pho...

“Can you call my phone?” I hollered this up the stairs last Friday night. I couldn’t find my phone all day on Friday and was just recover...

Ahh, mid December. It’s time to gather around and listen to Uncle Steve’s annual Christmas rant….. WHAT THE FUCK DO PENGUINS HAVE TO DO WITH...

What's been my computer's desktop photo this week you ask? I found it here . It's Tokyo right before a Godzilla attack.

When I leave for work the better half is still peacefully dreaming away. All warm and happy with the dog. This makes me really want to fuck ...