When I was a kid my family would go fishing. Well, they would fish. I’d sit back and pass judgment on doing such a gross and low class act...

What do I want for my birthday? Well other than a brand-name vacuum cleaner, a tasteful trunk organizer and not having to wheeze on the dec...

They say that humans learn more before the age of two then the remainder of their lives. I beg to differ, since I’m days away from my thirt...

I’d like to throw a shout out to the F-150 that cut me off on south bound I-25 not once but twice this morning. Your personalized license p...

Yesterday was one of those days were I just wanted to go home and climb back into the bed with the puppy. I was a great day, nothing bad hap...

Just a dusting of snow today.   Just enough to remind you it’s January and eight days away from my Birthday.

I moved to Dallas, Texas in the fall of 2000. I made my partner of four years an Ex, tossed the dog into the truck and head back to Texas. ...

This egg wants you dead. He wants you dead for what you’ve done to him and his family. I don’t blame him. The homosexual lifetime compan...

I think I’m going to go get ink done. Across my abs I’m going to get “Aquarius 4 life” in old English script. Apparently we’ve all been ...

I think I could quickly become a crazy fan girl. My DVR delightfully delivered to me the new TV show, Young Justice . This take on the Teen ...

This week has been snowy in my fair city. Like most of the northern hemisphere really, so there’s nothing odd about it. What’s odd is how I’...

I'm thinking we'll start a new segment here on the Steve ranch dedicated to the random photos that people send me. Today it’s anothe...

Yesterday in my stumbling around the interwebs I came across a photo and a blog about a love between a man and his vacuum. The award for ...

I love winter running. Although I’m very aware that this is half so I can casually mention at a cocktail party or even blog to the fact t...

What's been on my desktop all this week? Found here .

Wow, sometimes mornings start to look good. Really, really good. Yep.

Wow, sometimes mornings are way too early. Really, really early. Yep.

Wow, it is really dark in the morning.   Really, really dark. Yep.

Do you do the whole “Resolutions” thing? I’ve always have a couple of things in my mind, like in years past. 2008 2009    2010 But rea...

Now that the tree has been taken down and all the red and green totes are stored, I have a bit of time before the New Years Eve parties begi...

I use the iPhone app, Scruff * as a way to kill time. I just wander around looking at profiles until I find a hot guy to stare at or maybe ...

Let’s do the annual Christmas prezzies to Steve review. As with every year the gifts to Steve were great, Pumas, T-shirts, robots, Dr. Wh...

Christmas miracles still happen, like finding out that your homosexual lifetime companion partner knows how to play the accordion.  Eno...

It's almost time for midnight breakfast and midnight mulled wine. Every year at our house we stay up to watch TV, eat an extravagant bre...

Maybe because I'm heading to the gym on Christmas eve wearing just a T-shirt. I guess it's going to be a brown Christmas. Where is m...

It's time for our annual message from Evie Harris. Merry Christmas, Mary.



I have been severely under cookied this holiday season. Tonight. We bake. Dalton sent me this photo from his own baking happy time in Brook...

I hope that your fertility sacrifice to Odin yields you a fertile and peaceful season. Enjoy your winter solstice; I’m just glad the days wi...

Have you ever gone mattress shopping with a partner? This year Fuzzy and I decided that part of our Christmas present-fest would include a n...