YOUR UFO IS DUMB

After several martinis on Saturday night, Fuzz had the great duty of driving me home. As I rambled on during the drive I came to a point of clarity that I’d like to share.

UFOs are really dumb.

There are tens of thousands of people who spend every night looking to the skies. These folks spend a huge amount of time and money seeking video and photographic proof of the existence of extraterrestrial forms of life. But, have noticed every video of UFOS; as soon as the camera locks on the ship it zips away? Like they’re saying “damn it the guy wearing the Area 52 T-shirt just spotted us! Floor it Mable!”

If UFOs were smart, they would just attach a red and blue flashing light to each side of their space cruiser. That way, nerd boy would be all like “Is that a UFO? No…just an airplane. Damn where have all the spacemen gone?”

That is just a pittance of the great advice I have to give out; after martinis.