Fuzzy and I started to watch Project Runway last night. At some point I turned to him and asked if we could go change the rear differential fluid in the Jeep. Not that it needs it, which it probably does; it was because after beginning to watch the season premiere I could feel every fiber in my body getting gayer and gayer.
This probably explains why I wore these shorts today:
I don’t think I’m ready for patterns. I thought Hu, they’re cargo shorts. So they’re not camo, maybe it’s time for an update to the old StevieB cargo short line up. Now I feel like I need a mani-pedi. So don’t mind me, I’m just gonna go find some dirt to roll in. Maybe head over to the gym and do some clean and jerks.
This probably explains why I wore these shorts today:
I don’t think I’m ready for patterns. I thought Hu, they’re cargo shorts. So they’re not camo, maybe it’s time for an update to the old StevieB cargo short line up. Now I feel like I need a mani-pedi. So don’t mind me, I’m just gonna go find some dirt to roll in. Maybe head over to the gym and do some clean and jerks.
nice shorts
ReplyDeleteThe shorts scare me - hold me Stevie and let me rest my head on your chest until the fear goes away........
ReplyDeleteYou know what... lets not, but just say we did anyway, okay?
ReplyDeleteOh, I don't know. Those could be quite fetching if matched with a carefully chosen hat and shirt.
ReplyDeleteI like em. There's nothing more sexier than a confident manly guy rockin a stylish look. It just says that you take risks. Plus its not the shorts, its that tight T-Shirt around your chest and arms! I think thats what most people will be looking at. :-)
ReplyDeleteOh BTW I scheduled our Mani Pedi's - be sure to wear those shorts! We'll get a "family" discount!
ReplyDeleteI like them. Nowt wrong with a bit of colour down there. :-)
ReplyDeleteNever mind the skivvies, it's the forearms that got me going.
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