PRIME MINISTER GORDON BROWN LOVES ME

Just when I thought that Gordon Brown, the British Prime Minister hated me I get this in my E-mail inbox:

OFFICE OF THE PRIME MINISTER
TREASURY AND MINISTER FOR CIVIL SERVICE,
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.

Our ref: ATM/13470/IDR
Your ref:...Date: 24/04/2010

IMMEDIATE PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

I am The Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP,Prime Minister British Government. This letter is to officially inform you that (ATM Card Number 0480001017755502) has been accredited with your favor. Your Personal Identification Number is 477.The VISA Card Value is £2,000,000.00(Two Million, Great British Pounds Sterling).

This office will send to you an Visa/ATM CARD that you will use to withdraw
your funds in any ATM MACHINE CENTER or Visa card outlet in the world with a maximum of £5000 GBP daily.Further more,You will be required to re-confirm the following information to enable;The Rt Hon David Miliband MP Secretary of State for British Foreign and Commonwealth Office. begin in processing of your VISA CARD.

(1)Full names: (2)Address: (3)Country: (4)Nationality: (5)Phone #: (6)Age:
(7)Occupation: (8) Post Codes

Rt Hon David Miliband MP.
Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs
Tel: +447502463252

TAKE NOTICE: That you are warned to stop further communications with any other person(s) or office(s) different from the staff of the State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs to avoid hitches in receiving your payment.


Regards,

The Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP
Prime Minister

Aaaw, he’s so cute when he’s all “Further more and hitches”. I guess he has finally stopped denying that our love cannot be tamed by distance and is trying again to lure me back with another cheap tawdry trick like again trying to buy my love.

Be strong Steve.

Unless I want to get hurt again I mustn’t get anywhere close to the Office of the Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs anytime soon. But, an ATM card? That’s kind of cheap. What kind of girl does he think I am?