Over the weekend I got hit on via Grindr by Joseph Smith. Really……
Talk about awkward. He’s all “nice guns!” And I’m all like “Ewww, Joseph Smith the creepy founder of the Mormon Church is hitting on me!” I set up a booty call for Wednesday.
Coming out of the gym on Saturday I couldn’t find my car. Silver car camouflage.
Knock off his stovepipe hat and get to his seer stone, dude!
ReplyDeleteSeer Stone, now that's a euphemism!
ReplyDeleteHe really used that pic? Great Hera!
ReplyDeleteHe looks Dandy!
ReplyDeleteGadzooks! I thinketh you have met a winner!
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