I Just Want to Go to Sleep

To hopupon the theme bandwagon, I’m going to answer questions posted by Sean over athis Just a Jeep Guy blog.  Thequestions in this round are about the bedroom. Precisely sleep.

1. What do you wear to bed?

Uponhearing the warning bell to the First Class passengers to leave their warm bedsof the Titanic’s staterooms and assemble on deck, I would show up sporting gymshorts and a grey wife beater.  Iwould be cold, yet hip. I sleep in gym shorts because I pretty much do everythingin gym shorts. Sans work. During the summer I sleep without a shirt leavingopen to several occasions waking to find a deep imprint on my side of the TVremote control. So I really sleep in gym shorts and the TV remote.

I JUSTWANNA GO TO SLEEP:
1. Whatdo you wear to bed?
2. Whoor what sleeps with you at night?
3. Doyou like a cold room or a hot room?
4. Lotsof blankets or just one?
5. Doyou hog the blankets?
6. Whatsize is your bed and what kind of mattress is it?
7. Doyou eat in bed?
8. Whatkind of sleeper are you? 
9. Whatis under your bed? BONUS:What won'tyou do in bed?

Read what others have to say:

Pac

Jim

As a side note: I Googled "hot men in gym shorts" for
a photo on this post and
on page two, Homer and his cat.
That guy is everywhere.
Google results, my fantasies...  everywhere.