“I need to think up a nickname.” I said from the kitchen,
directed to Mike, my eligible roommate, sitting on the
Super-squishy-elle-shaped sofa of love. Mike cocked his head. “I mean when I
blog. I’m sure I’ll be referring to The most beautiful boy ever more often… if
all goes well.” Sitting at the bar, the
most beautiful boy ever raised his head from his MacBook. He gazed over at me. “I
have a name…” I then had to explain my blogging history. How “Fuzzy” my Ex was
called Fuzzy for blogging purposes. How the names get changed to protect the innocent.
The most beautiful boy ever, continued to look blankly at me over his glasses. “What
did you nickname the apparently long string of twenty-two year olds that came
before me?” Mike, my eligible roommate, laughed from the couch.
I can tell when people have not read my blog entries. I usually
prefer this; when people have not read my past blog posts. Nothing is worse
than when I’m half-way through an exciting story in regard to the life and
times of StevieB, when they correct me on a detail as they remember it from my
on-line diary. They most likely are
correct, as my memory distorts as my dramatic retelling gets… dramatic. Other times it is comforting. I don’t need to
tell Patrick how ten grade was for me, he already knows. He read the
transcript.
But, for the long string of twenty year olds, I honestly
couldn’t tell, nor remember, if he read about them, along with nicknames, in my
blog. I honestly don’t remember blogging about them… other than the Olympic
Swimmer. The Lebanese wrestler, whom I was afraid to talk too… The Amazing
Mexican. Oh, God.. The Ginger… Mike, my eligible roommate, noticed how I began
to drift off in a haze of ex nicknames. He snapped me back, just in time for me
to lock eyes with my most beautiful boy ever. Head turned a slight to the left
pondering his choice in me. “You could call him The Indian?” Mike blurted. “That’s
raciest” I snapped. I guess your nickname for the blog will have to be, The
Most Beautiful Boy Ever. TMBBE?
Here in Atlanta, we call him "The Most Romantic Boy On Earth".
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