Watermelon

 So I just attempted to explain who the comedian, Gallagher was to my boyfriend.  “See… back in the 70’s he was a popular comedian. His deal was that he would smash watermelons with massive hammers. If you sat in the first couple of rows, you get covered in watermelon bits…. He was famous For this.” Uh. Okay.” The boyfriend turned back to his book. “He was really famous.” I added. “He was also a huge misogynist, homophobe, and if I remember correctly a antisemitic dick.” “Oh…” the boyfriend raised an eyebrow. “So now he’s dead? Sorry for your loss.” Truely he’s the comedian in this house.