This morning I decided to make a delicious bowl of oatmeal. My mouth watered as I added The milk and the last of the blueberries. Just as I headed to the breakfast table Fuzzy came around the corner.
"You made me oatmeal!"
"Uh, yes. I thought you would want breakfast, enjoy." He he took one bite then turned and dumped the bowl down the sink. "Gross! Blueberries!"
Ah wedded bliss!
ReplyDeleteTime for some relationship assertiveness training. Repeat after me: "Make your own damn breakfast!" Does it work for me, you ask? Who knows... I'd never have the balls to try it.
ReplyDeleteThat is sad on so many levels....
ReplyDeleteBlueberries rule..... *sigh*
Aww, that's funny and sad at the same time
ReplyDeleteLOL ! Priceless !
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