“We’ve stopped buying Coke altogether, we just don’t have a taste for it any more. We’ve switched to Crystal Light. It’s amazing stuff.“What was overheard at a party this weekend:
“We’ve stopped buying coke altogether, we just don’t have a taste for it any more. We’ve switched to crystal meth. It’s amazing stuff. “
Funny how just a word will change the perceptions of people around you. But, on the other hand we are hosting a big Crystal party this coming up weekend. We’ll have grape and lemonade crystal. Yummo.
I've decided I've had enough of coke too, its so last century, with all the 'cool' celebs seen doing it, I get the feeling its over-exposed.
ReplyDeleteYou're Crystal Party sounds like a marry old shindig! I guess my invite's still in the mail huh?
Oh, forfuxake. Imagine that last sentence looked like this:
ReplyDeleteYour Crystal Party sounds like a merry old shindig! I guess my invite's still in the mail huh?
And the world will be a happier place. You see what coke does to me - I'm totally fried right now!
Want a bump? fc
ReplyDeleteNo Mutant, you were correct. It would be a mary old shindig.
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