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I went zombie clothes shopping yesterday. That was a first. Mighty Dalton is gunna zombie it up this Halloween. I still haven’t decided what to do, I hate Halloween. We spent an hour a The Wizards Chest last night with Dalton holding up dozens of costumes saying “you could be a spaceman. You like spacemen. Or, how about Spiderman?” Like I was ten. Then again I was acting like I was ten, stomping my feet pouting “I wanna be a Green Lantern.” This is why I hate Halloween; it takes me back to Mrs. Conn’s fifth grade class at Montfort Elementary School, when the whole class laughed at me for coming as a witch. A gay male witch. What? I liked the hat.
Aim for their heads, Baby Jesus!
Love the cartoon!
ReplyDeleteTo get better memories of your witch costume, you should go as that this year. A gay witch. Think how much fun that would be!
I love the cartoon, but your story made me laugh even louder!
ReplyDeleteLove thiscartoon, and the memory of your witches costume! Have you read Kevin Sessums book Mississippi Sissy? He talks about being a witch at halloween too....great story!
ReplyDeleteYou could as Batman, but Green Lantern is a good choice... post pics
ReplyDeleteI think you should go as SuperStevieB
ReplyDeleteJust get a cape and a dildo. If they dont like your costume toss the dildo at them and tell them to fuck themselves.
"What are you?"
ReplyDelete"I'm a witch."
"You're a dude."
"Yeah, I get that a lot."
HA! I was a witch once... fun costume. I was also green lantern last year... both GREAT idea's and YES You should be a Green lantern! You'd do it So much better! How fun!
ReplyDeleteI had a "My Little Buddah" once. It kept on eating all the dog kibble and shitting in the fish bowl so I got rid of it.
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