I HAVE GAS

I’m kind of freaking out this morning. It was last Wednesday that I visited a gas pump. Is this how it is, normal people don’t have to fill up their car’s gas tank every third day? At forty bucks a visit. Damn it! Now I have to figure out what to do with the extra money.

My commute is around one-hundred miles a day, not including trips to the gym, comic book store, and endless loops around the local gay park, Cheesemen. This morning I first thought something was wrong with the new car, how can I be at half a tank…. The mileage is saying I’ve driven two-hundred and fifty miles. Huh, that’s what happens when you don’t drive a Jeep with big honkin tires.

Well, you watched it, Doctor Who regenerated. We now get to wait until late spring to see the new Doctor, Matt Smith take over the role. David Tennant left the role the way he lived it, whining, “I don’t want to go!” Sorry if you’re a David fan, I just prefer my Doctor to be emotionally stunted. “I’ve committed genocide and wiped out my entire species!” Big deal, I’ve like done that three times, no biggie.

Have a great day, if you need me I’ll be driving around trying to use up gas.