Why if you’re in a wheelchair and don’t have a head do you need special assigned parking? We’re getting so politically correct these days, now headless paraplegics’ get their own parking.
Then I want a spot marked with a little guy in cargo shorts, spikey hair, an iPhone in his hand, and with tiny biceps.
I want a special spot for douchebags with expensive sports cars and small penises. Or just two regular spots we can park diagonally across.
ReplyDeleteSorry, that was ranty and oddly specific. Must remember to wait until AFTER coffee to post comments, speak or make general eye contact. What I meant to say was... "Then where are YOU going to park, Stevie?"
ReplyDeleteI went to visit a friend at his work the other day; I spotted his forty thousand dollar pick up trunk in the parking lot. At an angle. Across two spaces. I thought, I’m friends with someone like that? Really?
ReplyDeleteI want a special spot for Deities
ReplyDeleteI want "kippah wearing" parking only.
ReplyDeleteBut that would only reinforce the whole "Jews run the world" reality...... I mean RUMOUR !! rumour !!
***speaks loudly into hidden Mossad listening devices***
Your parking space logo man will need to have quite large biceps, fella!
ReplyDeleteMine will be quite simple - it'll be a picture of an old, blue British Police Phone Box, Mark 2.
screw that - i'll just make my own ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Xuy5-bVyY
ReplyDeleteSo the Headless Horseman gets his own parking space.
ReplyDeleteIs this space only for the han-decapitated?
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