This week I’m taking five topics and writing:
Dumbest Thing Ever Done
Toughest Choice
Happiest Moment
Crush / Lust
Secret Loves
You're welcome to join in, write anything you feel along these ideas and let me know where I can read the outcome. Or just enjoy the carnage....
DUMBEST THING I’VE EVER DONE:
I’ve done some really dumb stuff in my life, like on my twenty-first birthday saying “Sure!” To a very nice man in very tight jeans. Then trying to explain why I was walking funny for the next week. Or as a kid thinking I could steal my Dad's truck and race around the country roads around our ranch without major damage to car and my body. Then trying to explain why I was walking funny for the next week.
My very first trip to a bathhouse happened on my eighteenth birthday. I stripped down quickly and ran into the bathroom to work up some courage. On the bathroom wall a large sign with the rules of etiquette. Number two was warning about the dangers and transmission of HIV through fellatio. Standing there in nothing but a confused look all ninety-eight pounds of me read it as fell-a-tino.
“Why would having sex with Latinos be so dangerous?”
To this day when I see a hot Latin guy I think “Oh, Dangerous!” And receiving fellatio from a Hispanic guy? Escandaloso!
Dumbest Thing Ever Done
Toughest Choice
Happiest Moment
Crush / Lust
Secret Loves
You're welcome to join in, write anything you feel along these ideas and let me know where I can read the outcome. Or just enjoy the carnage....
DUMBEST THING I’VE EVER DONE:
I’ve done some really dumb stuff in my life, like on my twenty-first birthday saying “Sure!” To a very nice man in very tight jeans. Then trying to explain why I was walking funny for the next week. Or as a kid thinking I could steal my Dad's truck and race around the country roads around our ranch without major damage to car and my body. Then trying to explain why I was walking funny for the next week.
My very first trip to a bathhouse happened on my eighteenth birthday. I stripped down quickly and ran into the bathroom to work up some courage. On the bathroom wall a large sign with the rules of etiquette. Number two was warning about the dangers and transmission of HIV through fellatio. Standing there in nothing but a confused look all ninety-eight pounds of me read it as fell-a-tino.
“Why would having sex with Latinos be so dangerous?”
To this day when I see a hot Latin guy I think “Oh, Dangerous!” And receiving fellatio from a Hispanic guy? Escandaloso!
Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteAnd it's hard to imagine your beefy self at 98 lbs.
I think I may steal these topics.
Nice one, Stevie B.
ReplyDeleteMy day one's over at my blog
LOL! Take my word for it, having sex with fellow-latinos isn't inherently any more or less dangerous... as long as you don't fall in love. :)
ReplyDeleteUm, can you email me some details about the nice man and the walking funny afterwards??? Please???
ReplyDeleteEscandaloso!!.... I like when you walk funny!
ReplyDeleteI'm a day behind in this challenge. Mine start tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteBut a good one from you. :)
Ay díos mio . . . Too funny!
ReplyDeleteOMG, really? Poor thing
ReplyDeleteGreat story. I'm going to join in too.
ReplyDeleteI have joined the ranks and posted my dumbest moment...well,one of them...
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