We are five months into the Steve grows a beard challenge. This is also known as "Project Wanna-Be-But-Too-Old-To-Be-A Hipster." Although I feel the challenge is going well, I am having to buy Just For Men beard dye almost weekly, and my boss has stopped talking to me without staring into my furry chin like its that puzzle box from the Hellraiser movies.
There is also this....
Yes. Random guys adding their thoughts on my fur-face from the inter-webs. The inter-web has spoken. Well, take heart judgmental random assemblage of internet dudes; There are only six more months of bushy beard covering up my nice fade[sp] As my birthday is just a half a year away.
Let us recap....
There is also this....
Yes. Random guys adding their thoughts on my fur-face from the inter-webs. The inter-web has spoken. Well, take heart judgmental random assemblage of internet dudes; There are only six more months of bushy beard covering up my nice fade[sp] As my birthday is just a half a year away.
Let us recap....
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| Started out here, looking like a some- what functioning part of society. |
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| Now looking like a HR call waiting to happen. |
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| There was one beard trim so I could have professional portraits done with my Christmas cat; Mr. Sprinkle Pants. |
It's a little known fact that cats' whiskers are as wide as their body so when they're going through a tight opening they can sense the likelihood of getting stuck.
ReplyDeleteI estimate you'll have that same ability sometime between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
ooooooooooooooooooooh, hunk alert!
ReplyDeletean HR call waiting to happen? I am thinking of contracting you out to build shelves and roof my house like all the other Amish men do.
ReplyDeleteBlobby, I can now picture Stevie with an Amish beard. Maybe the hat even. But driving a vehicle with an orange triangle on it? Yeah, never.
ReplyDeletePac - you're not trying hard enough.
ReplyDeleteBushy beard is so HOT. I approve.
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