Just about twenty minutes ago I got the last news vans out of Fuzzy’s flower beds. What a day. I’m glad that the Olympics only happen every four years. Those runners keep scuffing up my terrazzo. They just think the rule the world don’t they; now that I think of it…..I HATE those torch runners! Man, what right do they have? “Look at us we’re all making sure that the flame doesn’t go out.” I do that every Saturday night at the bar. Lighting drunk guys cigarettes. Where’s my parade? Just saying.

You realise I am not buying a word of this.
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Then I'd give you an alibi a MONK would be proud of.
Are you sure you didn't just end up with a contingent of gay men queing up around your house for you to light their cigarettes?
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