Friday, November 7, 2008

PROP 8 GREETING CARDS

I went to get some greeting cards at the Hallmark store. Boy, they are really behind the times. I couldn’t find a single “Sorry about the state mandated dissolvement of your happy union” cards. Or the “SO, YOUR GAY! WELCOME TO SECOND CLASS CITIZENSHIP” Cards to send to friends in California. I thought they had a card for every occasion.

I was hoping to find a couple of cute little cards maybe with fuzzy woodland creatures saying things like...

So sorry you’re quite annoyed. The state of California made your marriage, null and void.

or

When you got married it was a lovely affair. But the right wing bigots came to rip and tear. Now that the Mormons waged a marriage attack, you can't be married, can I have the toaster back.



Then they could make a series of Arnold Schwarzenegger cards.

Proposition 8 will protect marriage. A fantasy in a horse drawn carriage. Heaven forbid that two men are sublime. We've made your happy union, a crime. Our "normal" marriages have the highest divorce rate. I guess we just wanted to spread the hate.

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  1. GoosterNovember 7, 2008 at 8:20 AM

    The Governator actually came out against Prop 8: http://blog.protectmarriageequality.com/2008/11/01/video-response-obama-schwarzenegger-feinstein-oppose-prop-8/

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  2. FreddyeyesNovember 7, 2008 at 8:34 AM

    ok your rhymes are tight boyeeeeee! You should totally write for hallmarks new gay division and THEN I think you should become a rapper with a techno back beat! Hey I read and then heard too that arnold was against prop 8! How cool is that? Didn't do any good but good to know! I love the woodland characers! they're truly open minded those fuzzy little nuggets!

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  3. Nice to see StevieBNovember 7, 2008 at 8:42 AM

    Yes. I know he was, but just watch how he responds to the legal challenges.

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  4. GregNovember 7, 2008 at 9:27 AM

    You really should consider working for American Greetings or Hallmark.

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  5. The MutantNovember 7, 2008 at 3:56 PM

    I know if I lived in Cali right now I'd be over the moon to get a card like that.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 7, 2008 at 4:48 PM

    If you really want to piss off the Mormans, help revoke their 501(c)(3) status... fc

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  7. AnonymousNovember 7, 2008 at 4:49 PM

    oh this would help http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/review-the-501c3-status-of-the-church-of-latter-day-saints-the-mormons fc

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