I took yesterday off to help a friend out with a doctor’s appointment. Some people just hate the thought of hospitals so I offered to hang out in the waiting rooms while a series of needed tests where completed. Even though the Kaiser building was new the waiting room had a distinct smell of polyester, urine, and
Matlock. I made myself useful by reading blogs, thinking what I wanted for Christmas, and spending way to long helping a 137 year old lady fix a strap on the purse she got in
Boca. We arrived at eight, and finally dragged my bleacher butt out to the parking lot around two. With a new appreciation for
Andy Griffith.
Here’s yet another awkward picture of Steve in a bathroom mirror. I think I need to take a night class on how to hold a phone and smile.
Speaking of which, at the Beerbust on Sunday
Mike pointed to a gaggle of moes next to us, all six of them had their IPhones out and where shaking to exchange numbers and then snapping photos of each other. “Awwww, a gaggle of igays”
Mike said sarcastically. Sadly, I pulled out my phone to check how close they would register on
Grindr.
there's a night class for that? :)
ReplyDeleteDo you realise you're concentrating so hard, you've got head-tilt going on?
ReplyDeleteJust checking.
And with all of my taunting you didn't even join in to "Bump".
ReplyDeleteI just find it so interesting that we keep running across groups of men all huddled around each other with their iPhones out grunting at each other. I am starting to wonder if they are all infected by some unknown iPlauge that you and Dalton are resistant to. Maybe you and Mr. D carry the antibody that could save our entire species from becoming iTards? And I swear this is not written out of jealousy that my current cell provider contract isn't up for another year.
Mutant- I'm like a dog; I tilt my head when I'm trying to figure out how mirrors work or when people use big words like “iPlauge.”
ReplyDeleteStevie - Mate why is it in every awkward photo you take youre doing a really good impression of "if you listen really closely you can hear the ocean".
ReplyDeleteAre you channelling Parasite Hilton when you do that :)
Aww - you removed the 2xist post...
ReplyDeleteI was gonna say "wrap it up and ill take it":) "
Damn, you moved the 2Xist posting. I was going to say something like,"Woof" or "Grrrr".
ReplyDeleteNice legs,btw.