
Either way he spells it, my research discovered that The Wall Street journal reported that the number of stripes on his uniform indicate a rank of Commander and not Cap'n. They reported that the U.S. Navy had no record of Crunch and that NCIS was investigating him for impersonating a naval officer.
The old queen.
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I'm disappointed that there was no response to my letter to Quaker Oats suggesting the Cap'n celebrate the end of Don't-Ask-Don't-Tell with a special edition of "Pride-Berry Crunch".
Comments like that are why I adore you so much!
And did you know that "crunch berry" is not actually a "berry"?
However, Jean LaFoote could have been real. One never knows.
...and I'm glad I'm not the only one who eats Cap'n Crunch most every morning.
It's all that sugar; it went to his brain.
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