When we stepped across the threshold of the Moroccan Bazaar that is the Apple store I could hear the moan come from Fuzzy. I was determined to finally go for the thirteen inches I so desperately want before school starts again in the fall. Fuzzy, my homosexual lifetime companion partner was tired of his thirteen and wanted to finally move up to fifteen inches.
Remember when the Apple store was an all white, quiet sanctuary, not unlike the world of Logan’s Run?
Now the store is more like the original Star Trek…
With all the choices and options it soon became too much for the Fuzz man. He began looking towards that door and the safety of the Cinnabon counter. That’s when, after a Red Shirt asked if we were the ones asking for an Apple Specialist that spoke Espanol, it dawned on me that we needed an Apple crewmember that spoke Loud Italian/IML Finalist. An individual that could relate.
This is when, no doubt smelling the fear of solid-state fused hard drives, our specialist found us. Manson. Finally a Mac Specialist that spoke gay. A smartly dressed lesbian, that quickly explained to Fuzzy that he could pop all his favorite X-tube vids onto the bedroom TV.
If it were not for Mason, I’d be the proud owner of Microsoft Office for Apple. Thinking I needed the program for my school papers, Mason explained that Apple has thought of this and made Import/Export options for it word editor.
As Fuzzy and I sat later at Cinnabon, I thought again about the experience with our sales-lesbian. If you have questions, find the right person, the right person that also understands you.