Sunday, December 22, 2013

Crunch-a-tize Me

As I sat down to enjoy my Sunday morning bowl of serial, I started to wonder if the Cap'n real name is spelled with an apostrophe. If on his drivers license it reads "Cap'n or Captain."  Turns out, his full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch.

Either way he spells it, my research discovered that The Wall Street journal reported that the number of stripes on his uniform indicate a rank of Commander and not Cap'n. They reported that the U.S. Navy had no record of Crunch and that NCIS was investigating him for impersonating a naval officer.

The old queen. 

5 comments:

Pac said...

I'm disappointed that there was no response to my letter to Quaker Oats suggesting the Cap'n celebrate the end of Don't-Ask-Don't-Tell with a special edition of "Pride-Berry Crunch".

Stevie B said...

Comments like that are why I adore you so much!

Jim said...

And did you know that "crunch berry" is not actually a "berry"?

Blobby said...

However, Jean LaFoote could have been real. One never knows.

...and I'm glad I'm not the only one who eats Cap'n Crunch most every morning.

Ur-spo said...

It's all that sugar; it went to his brain.