Monday, March 7, 2011

FIVE DEGREES - DUMBEST THING

This week I’m taking five topics and writing:

Dumbest Thing Ever Done
Toughest Choice
Happiest Moment
Crush / Lust
Secret Loves

You're welcome to join in, write anything you feel along these ideas and let me know where I can read the outcome. Or just enjoy the carnage....


DUMBEST THING I’VE EVER DONE:

I’ve done some really dumb stuff in my life, like on my twenty-first birthday saying “Sure!” To a very nice man in very tight jeans. Then trying to explain why I was walking funny for the next week. Or as a kid thinking I could steal my Dad's truck and race around the country roads around our ranch without major damage to car and my body. Then trying to explain why I was walking funny for the next week.

My very first trip to a bathhouse happened on my eighteenth birthday. I stripped down quickly and ran into the bathroom to work up some courage. On the bathroom wall a large sign with the rules of etiquette. Number two was warning about the dangers and transmission of HIV through fellatio. Standing there in nothing but a confused look all ninety-eight pounds of me read it as fell-a-tino.

“Why would having sex with Latinos be so dangerous?”

To this day when I see a hot Latin guy I think “Oh, Dangerous!” And receiving fellatio from a Hispanic guy? Escandaloso!

10 comments:

Tony (LT) said...

Hilarious!

And it's hard to imagine your beefy self at 98 lbs.

I think I may steal these topics.

Dale W. said...

Nice one, Stevie B.

My day one's over at my blog

Pac said...

LOL! Take my word for it, having sex with fellow-latinos isn't inherently any more or less dangerous... as long as you don't fall in love. :)

cb said...

Um, can you email me some details about the nice man and the walking funny afterwards??? Please???

Freddyeyes said...

Escandaloso!!.... I like when you walk funny!

Blobby said...

I'm a day behind in this challenge. Mine start tomorrow.

But a good one from you. :)

Greg said...

Ay díos mio . . . Too funny!

Wonder Man said...

OMG, really? Poor thing

Cubby said...

Great story. I'm going to join in too.

Kelly said...

I have joined the ranks and posted my dumbest moment...well,one of them...