Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Choose a Drag Name, Kitties

There are countless ways to choose a drag name. Some of the formulas include the name of the street you grew up on, mixed with your first pet’s name. I truly believe the proper way to attach a name to that fierce inner drag persona you have is to use google. 

More preciously google your local animal shelter and pull up the “Adoptable Cats” page. I’m not sure who is in charge of naming the plethora homeless kitties, but they are witty little people.  So, all you need to do is can down the kolumns of kitties. The left side is your first name. The right your last...

Who knows, maybe you could adopt a cat, that matches your sickening new stage name.  Welcome to the stage!! Linda Midge!!!!!!!!  

In Denver, Colorado you can start here...

Denver Dumb Friends League

1 comment:

Pac said...

Love it! Whenever I adopt a cat from the Humane Society, I can never bring myself to change their shelter-given names. Even though I’d love to name my cats after pharmaceutical antidepressants, instead of “Latuda” and “Rexulti”, I’ve got “Gus” and “Rusty”.