Wednesday, March 21, 2012

International Auto Show

Ah, Spring. It is the time of year when a young man’s thoughts turn to love. Well, most men anyway. My thoughts turn to the upcoming International Auto Show. Like the swallows returning to Capistrano or gay men booking gay cruises, spring signals that it's time for new vehicles to be drooled over at the annual auto show, coming to town this weekend.

I’m not sure who started the rumor that gay men don’t like cars? Whoever said that gay guys aren’t butch enough to be Gearheads needs a good smack in the head with my Prada bag. Now, granted that most gay gearheads may not want to get down and dirty with gear ratio or pressure displacement, but if you want your bearings packed, look for a gearhead gay. It’s not that we, as a people, don’t necessarily like to work on cars, it’s that we have better taste and lust after cars for the aesthetics along with performance. Ask any gay to name Ford’s line up verses Audi’s nameplates and you’ll see.

This is why, coming weekend, the auto show at the convention center will become the hottest pick up spot in town. The gear-moes will be out in force, shopping for, or just drooling over their new crushes. Of the four-wheeled and two leg kind.

If you need me this weekend, I’ll be sitting in the cabin of the new F-250 Diesel. Or maybe the Dodge Ram 2500. I like them big.

To check out more information about the Denver Auto Show, click here.


Pac said...

One of my exes is a displacement ratio gay.

He has so many cars, you can see them from space. Little white car covers dotting his neighborhood in Google Maps. We're talking South Georgia redneck.

Every chance he gets, he's out there working on them or buying parts for one of them. He gets real greasy. Sweaty too.


Blobby said...

I don't know a gay man that doesn't like cars, or at least the auto show.

I hate the people at the auto show, but I like going. I like cars. I hate hate hate shopping for them though.

Tony (LT) said...

Dodge Ram dream vehicle.

Wonder Man said...

I didn't gays liked cars like you guys