Happy DATG! The day after thanksgiving where I get up early and head to the nearest upscale mall to mock shoppers.
I'm not sure when this tradition started, the mall trek to wander aimlessly through shops. Not buying anything important, just to begin the Christmas cult indoctrination.
So, if you get out there you,ll see me, I'll be the one with the 2 gallon Starbucks mug of Egg Nog Latte.