Monday, June 16, 2014

Beard Update

We are five months into the Steve grows a beard challenge. This is also known as "Project Wanna-Be-But-Too-Old-To-Be-A Hipster." Although I feel the challenge is going well, I am having to buy Just For Men beard dye almost weekly, and my boss has stopped talking to me without staring into my furry chin like its that puzzle box from the Hellraiser movies.

There is also this....

Yes. Random guys adding their thoughts on my fur-face from the inter-webs. The inter-web has spoken. Well, take heart judgmental random assemblage of internet dudes; There are only six more months of bushy beard covering up my nice fade[sp] As my birthday is just a half a year away.

Let us recap....

Started out here, looking like a some-
what functioning part of

Now looking like a HR call waiting
to happen.

There was one beard trim so I could have
professional portraits done with my
Christmas cat; Mr. Sprinkle Pants. 


Pac said...

It's a little known fact that cats' whiskers are as wide as their body so when they're going through a tight opening they can sense the likelihood of getting stuck.

I estimate you'll have that same ability sometime between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

anne marie in philly said...

ooooooooooooooooooooh, hunk alert!

Blobby said...

an HR call waiting to happen? I am thinking of contracting you out to build shelves and roof my house like all the other Amish men do.

Pac said...

Blobby, I can now picture Stevie with an Amish beard. Maybe the hat even. But driving a vehicle with an orange triangle on it? Yeah, never.

Blobby said...

Pac - you're not trying hard enough.

Homer said...

Bushy beard is so HOT. I approve.

Erik Rubright said...

I'm liking the bushy beard. Maybe you should try trimming the chin before you lop it off and sport the Wolverine look for a bit. ;-)