Today was one of those mornings. Upon, dressing for work I noticed my wallet was not next to my keys. This prompted an eye roll and a groan of "what did you do now, Steve?" I searched through my already made bed. Then, under the bed. There it was, my wallet tossed down, with my favorite credit card laying next to it.
When this happens, I know that something crazy went down. I woke up in the middle of the night, and by "woke up" I mean, just got out of bed, and shopped online. Yep, I'm a sleep shopper. Before realizing what my pattern was, and identified it. I had quite the well outfitted lien closet. Every pattern and every style of sheet set imaginable would show up at my door step. It was a while before I realized that it was me shopping. But, seriously after canceling an order for a Kitchenaid mixer three times, I began to suspect it was me. I kept two pairs of Pumas. Because even asleep, I have great taste in running shoes.
Safeguards had to be put in place to stop me from ordering household goods whilst I dreamed. I guess, now the sleep shopping has returned.
I rushed to check my emails. This was to confirm an inbox filled with Order Confirmations. Just one. Wheeeew. High end memory foam pillows. I didn't cancel. I trust my sleeping judgement.
Tonight I hide my wallet from myself. God forbid I wake up to an Apple Watch. Hmmmmmmmm.