Friday, May 10, 2013

Camp


Now that the late Rocky Mountain snow has turned to rain. My thoughts turn to the summer and my favorite activity, gay camping. It’s gay, because it’s fabulous. 

This time of year I begin to look forward to some weekend get-aways up in the mountains. Quick weekend camping trips, with a tent, a fire, and all my cool camping technology. Gay camping is, for me, about the propane cylinders and electric ignition on the camp stove, the lanterns with the fragile asbestos mantles, and all those bendy fiberglass poles for the tent. I believe I enjoy the folding camp chairs with the extra large cup holders just as much as the rugged, pine forest and rock cliff encrusted scenery. 

You haven’t camped until you do it with a gay who truly enjoys his 15 piece, blue speckled enamelware cook set. It’s like All-Clad, for an open fire. This year I’ll be enjoying my new matching enamelware coffee percolator. 

I can’t wait for the first chance to get out and truly rough it. Lying under the stars late at night, listening to the campfire slowly burn out. The feel of the sleeping bag and 700 thread count camping sheets loosely wrapped around my naked body. Completely back to nature. 





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5 comments:

Pac said...

I put way more interior design effort into my tent than I do in my house. I'm going for kind of a Lawrence of Arabia meets 70’s avocado shag with LED lighting.

Erik Rubright said...

And this is why I just want an RV. It's easier.

Stevie B. said...

One day I'm gonna buy a Airstream and just drive around the country.

Wonder Man said...

I'm scared of camping

cb said...

Dude, gay camping for me involves an Airstream.