Tuesday, September 15, 2009

SPENDING THE DAY WITH MATLOCK

I took yesterday off to help a friend out with a doctor’s appointment. Some people just hate the thought of hospitals so I offered to hang out in the waiting rooms while a series of needed tests where completed. Even though the Kaiser building was new the waiting room had a distinct smell of polyester, urine, and Matlock. I made myself useful by reading blogs, thinking what I wanted for Christmas, and spending way to long helping a 137 year old lady fix a strap on the purse she got in Boca. We arrived at eight, and finally dragged my bleacher butt out to the parking lot around two. With a new appreciation for Andy Griffith.

Here’s yet another awkward picture of Steve in a bathroom mirror. I think I need to take a night class on how to hold a phone and smile.




Speaking of which, at the Beerbust on Sunday Mike pointed to a gaggle of moes next to us, all six of them had their IPhones out and where shaking to exchange numbers and then snapping photos of each other. “Awwww, a gaggle of igays” Mike said sarcastically. Sadly, I pulled out my phone to check how close they would register on Grindr.

7 comments:

Wonder Man said...

there's a night class for that? :)

The Mutant said...

Do you realise you're concentrating so hard, you've got head-tilt going on?

Just checking.

Mike "N" the Mechanics said...

And with all of my taunting you didn't even join in to "Bump".
I just find it so interesting that we keep running across groups of men all huddled around each other with their iPhones out grunting at each other. I am starting to wonder if they are all infected by some unknown iPlauge that you and Dalton are resistant to. Maybe you and Mr. D carry the antibody that could save our entire species from becoming iTards? And I swear this is not written out of jealousy that my current cell provider contract isn't up for another year.

StevieB said...

Mutant- I'm like a dog; I tilt my head when I'm trying to figure out how mirrors work or when people use big words like “iPlauge.”

Damien NZ said...

Stevie - Mate why is it in every awkward photo you take youre doing a really good impression of "if you listen really closely you can hear the ocean".

Are you channelling Parasite Hilton when you do that :)

Damien NZ said...

Aww - you removed the 2xist post...

I was gonna say "wrap it up and ill take it":) "

KenPaul66 said...

Damn, you moved the 2Xist posting. I was going to say something like,"Woof" or "Grrrr".
Nice legs,btw.