I took yesterday off to help a friend out with a doctor’s appointment. Some people just hate the thought of hospitals so I offered to hang out in the waiting rooms while a series of needed tests where completed. Even though the Kaiser building was new the waiting room had a distinct smell of polyester, urine, and
Matlock. I made myself useful by reading blogs, thinking what I wanted for Christmas, and spending way to long helping a 137 year old lady fix a strap on the purse she got in
Boca. We arrived at eight, and finally dragged my bleacher butt out to the parking lot around two. With a new appreciation for
Andy Griffith.
Here’s yet another awkward picture of Steve in a bathroom mirror. I think I need to take a night class on how to hold a phone and smile.
Speaking of which, at the Beerbust on Sunday
Mike pointed to a gaggle of moes next to us, all six of them had their IPhones out and where shaking to exchange numbers and then snapping photos of each other. “Awwww, a gaggle of igays”
Mike said sarcastically. Sadly, I pulled out my phone to check how close they would register on
Grindr.
7 comments:
there's a night class for that? :)
Do you realise you're concentrating so hard, you've got head-tilt going on?
Just checking.
And with all of my taunting you didn't even join in to "Bump".
I just find it so interesting that we keep running across groups of men all huddled around each other with their iPhones out grunting at each other. I am starting to wonder if they are all infected by some unknown iPlauge that you and Dalton are resistant to. Maybe you and Mr. D carry the antibody that could save our entire species from becoming iTards? And I swear this is not written out of jealousy that my current cell provider contract isn't up for another year.
Mutant- I'm like a dog; I tilt my head when I'm trying to figure out how mirrors work or when people use big words like “iPlauge.”
Stevie - Mate why is it in every awkward photo you take youre doing a really good impression of "if you listen really closely you can hear the ocean".
Are you channelling Parasite Hilton when you do that :)
Aww - you removed the 2xist post...
I was gonna say "wrap it up and ill take it":) "
Damn, you moved the 2Xist posting. I was going to say something like,"Woof" or "Grrrr".
Nice legs,btw.
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