Monday, January 19, 2015

Beard Challenge

You know what's fun? Taking your twenty-three year old boyfriend to the grocery store so you can buy yourself some beard dye.

As of writing this post, there are only eight days and fourteen hours until my beard dies. I'm going through a mourning process as of late. I glance into the mirror and I'm overwhelmed for sadness over my furry little friend. When I declared 2014 the "year of the Beard" I never thought I be just eight days away from my year challenge saddened to see my face return form it's hairy internship.

The original rules of my challenge may have to be amended... I honestly don't think I can go to a clean shaven face on the 28th of January. The shock may kill me. The shock may also send the parent company making Just For Men beard dye into finical ruin. With the amount I have using to attack my grey beard, just to cut off the supply so quickly... it may destroy the supply line. All the truckers moving fright; all the grocery store shelf-stockers. I need to think about them and their families.

2014 was also the year I stepped into my Daddy status in the gay world. Can I really continue to pull that off without a full regiment of fuzz? Guess we'll find out in only eight days and fourteen hours.

Grumpy morning beard.


Pac said...

Did the rules of the challenge actually stipulate shaving it off at the end of one year? No, I don't think so.

anne marie in philly said...

you DON'T have to shave it off. go talk to fearsomebeard; now THERE is a beard for the ages!

and even though you look grumpy, you are still pretty sexy! :)

Ur-spo said...

I only think to dye my whiskers brown/black but there is always talk.

Blobby said...

Just trim it, but lord, stop w the chemicals. Embrace the grey.

Fearsome Beard said...

Awwwww man....Stevie B it doesn't have to go. You can change the rules. You just said for yourself that you've stepped into daddy status...Blobby has good advice. I think your beard is hot but then again you know I'm just a tad biased. You also said you don't want to say goodbye to your furry friend so think about it, maybe there's a compromise that might make you, the furry friend and Anne Marie happy?

Jeph said...

Keep the beard!

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