Friday, September 4, 2009


This is my profile picture on Facebook right now. I believe that it comes across with an air of distinction.

This will be the same photo I’ll use on the jacket of my Biography, Will There Ever Be a Rainbow. It’s a gripping book about my life starting out being tormented by Annaka Manners in St. Mary’s Orphanage, to my youth on the cold, crime ridden streets of Brighton, England. How I fought my way up through the meat grinder of New York’s fashion scene in the 1970’s where I was a fashion photographer who specializes in stylized violence. This is around the time I was forced to reluctantly pull the trigger and kill Tommy Lee Jones. While Barbra Streisand’s song “Prisoner” played in the background.

Random House is very excited.

So….have a great weekend. I’ll try to blog some pictures from our little mountain chalet above Estes Park, CO. I’m not sure if the Rocky Mountains have WIFI yet. I’m sure they do, I mean really.


Wonder Man said...

Nice "Eyes of Laura Mars" reference, Stevie

Dead Robot said...

Barbra Streisand’s song “Prisoner” played in the background

Holy shit... are you gay?

The Mutant said...

I think the fact you're going to be published my Random House is probably most telling of all.

By the way, if you can keep those chopsticks in while you give a blowjob, I'll give you fifty bucks... You don't even have to blow me if you don't wanna.

Oh, shit. There goes that 'air of distinction'!