Friday, February 14, 2014

Pool Time

I can't tell you how much I enjoy laying naked on a pool float in the middle of a gay guest house pool. I might be the only person in history that goes to Florida and does not visit the beach. I for one, think the beach is over-rated. Why get sand everywhere when you can lay in a clean pool with naked gays on lounge chairs casually masturbating. It is ironic how one can do that and complete a crossword. Multitasking at its best. 

I've discovered a couple of things; South Florida is home to most of the gay fifty year old men with chain arm-band tattoos, and there are more gay sushi restaurants then in Japan. I'm not complaining, just an observation. Who am I to judge, since landing in this stat I've only eaten chicken fingers and ranch dressing. I am now being compared to a seven year old. 

I'm enjoying the guest house, even if it has many rules. No "play" I'm the hot tub. And one must remove the "good" sheets before play. It's like staying at your aunts house. If she was running a gay guest house. 



7 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

sweet mother of pearl! now THAT'S a nice v-day present!

Blobby said...

casual masturbation AND crossword puzzles?

Well, it's nice to know that Pac has some hobbies.

Homer said...

I am one of the handful of 50-year-old gay men who did not get an arm band tattoo.

cb said...

I hope the play sheets are rubber....

BosGuy said...

Have fun floating and with your play sheets. Give Patrick my best as well.

-From frigid Boston,
BosGuy

Anonymous said...

Give your mother 5 across the eyes the next time she says you are getting fat! OK, don't do that (elder abuse is bad, mmm'kay?) but know that you are pretty freakin' hot. Have a great trip!

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