Monday, January 12, 2009

Trouble in the Relationship

As Fuzzy and I walked through the Target exit doors. He turns to me and calmly states,
“We’re not working out.”
I stop clicking away on the IPhone.

“What! Oh fine, NOW you want out! This is because I won’t buy the cheap coffee? I have needs Fuzzy, I’m sorry, I need name-brand coffee. I know we’re on a budget but I have NEEDS! Needs that store brands can’t fill. Great soooo now you want out of this thing? How are we going to explain this to the Shar-pei? To our friends? I just knew this was coming! I put on some holiday weight and now you’re so shallow that you dumping me. Right before my birthday. My birthday Fuzz! How could you………” Sniffle, sniffle (just for effect.)

Meanwhile, numerous onlookers have to side step our cart and, my mellow-drama.
“Or” he calmly states in a way that’s obviously he’s had to deal with this countless number of times.
“I might have simply stated we’re not going to the gym today, but no.”

9 comments:

Howard said...

Funny, that sounds like several conversations Cameron & I have had.

bigislandjeepguy said...

hahaha. too damn funny.

Michael said...

Wow, that's how you react when you can't go to the gym...?!

BTW, like the new header!

The Mutant said...

Oddly enough I think my reaction would have been scarily similar!

Kelly said...

LOL... that was too funny... drama queen... hehehe

KenPaul66 said...

Damn Target ! There's something about all those comforter sets and Target brand Pantene & party mix that invites trouble.

Greg said...

d'oh!

but very funny

Jeph said...

LMAO! Nice!

Mike "N" the Mechanics said...

Sounds simple enough, you take the Flat Screen and Fuzz takes the Cow Hyde?