I had a dream last night that I had carnal relations with Superboy. Now, before you get that creepy pedophile feeling. I’m not talking about the skinny kid from the nineties Superman comics. So let’s get that idea out of your head. I’m talking about the older muscle-bound Superboy from the Titans. You have no idea who I’m talking about? See, I knew this was weird and hard to explain. This Superboy:
Let’s just say it was a pretty hot dream. And as I woke up I soon realized just how weird it was. Turning off the alarm and forcing my limbs to move I started to realized, not that I’m having sexual dreams about fictional comic character, but that as you know, Superboy has been dead for awhile. Weird hu?