Wednesday, September 1, 2010

DEATH BY PUSHUP

The coffee machine in my office broke yesterday. This means that I’m running sans coffee and I use the term “running” loosely. When it was determined that the coffee maker had bit the dust I dropped to my knees and screamed “Why Lord! Why have you forsaken me?!” This made the Christian lady in our office who might of jumped on fixing the coffee maker, not to happy. So I wait until I apologize to her and to her God.


This wouldn’t be such a big deal if it wasn’t for my new commitment to the gym starting this week. My new philosophy is pushups until I can’t pick myself off the mat and crunches until I slide off the bench. Why am I doing this to myself? Oh, yeah when I grow up I wanta be Scott Herman.





So excuse me now, I’m off to buy a cup of coffee. Thank Jebus the nearest Starbucks has a drive through since I can't move my arms, and will not be able to actually get out of the car.

3 comments:

Blobby said...

Yeah - how is that guy not one half step away from doing porn?

I enjoy my gym routine, and would love to be better defined, but that back shot frightens me a little. ...but maybe that's just me.

Love the coffee drama. You COULD wean yourself off it. It's just a thought. :)

Wonder Man said...

I'm following his workouts, they are tough.

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