Tuesday, October 5, 2010

STEVIEB IS SPECIAL....NEEDS


Why if you’re in a wheelchair and don’t have a head do you need special assigned parking? We’re getting so politically correct these days, now headless paraplegics’ get their own parking.

Then I want a spot marked with a little guy in cargo shorts, spikey hair, an iPhone in his hand, and with tiny biceps.

9 comments:

Patrick said...

I want a special spot for douchebags with expensive sports cars and small penises. Or just two regular spots we can park diagonally across.

Patrick said...

Sorry, that was ranty and oddly specific. Must remember to wait until AFTER coffee to post comments, speak or make general eye contact. What I meant to say was... "Then where are YOU going to park, Stevie?"

Steven said...

I went to visit a friend at his work the other day; I spotted his forty thousand dollar pick up trunk in the parking lot. At an angle. Across two spaces. I thought, I’m friends with someone like that? Really?

Wonder Man said...

I want a special spot for Deities

Damien Oz said...

I want "kippah wearing" parking only.

But that would only reinforce the whole "Jews run the world" reality...... I mean RUMOUR !! rumour !!

***speaks loudly into hidden Mossad listening devices***

Anonymous said...

Your parking space logo man will need to have quite large biceps, fella!

Mine will be quite simple - it'll be a picture of an old, blue British Police Phone Box, Mark 2.

Scooter said...

screw that - i'll just make my own ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Xuy5-bVyY

Greg said...

So the Headless Horseman gets his own parking space.

cb said...

Is this space only for the han-decapitated?