I want a special spot for douchebags with expensive sports cars and small penises. Or just two regular spots we can park diagonally across.
Sorry, that was ranty and oddly specific. Must remember to wait until AFTER coffee to post comments, speak or make general eye contact. What I meant to say was... "Then where are YOU going to park, Stevie?"
I went to visit a friend at his work the other day; I spotted his forty thousand dollar pick up trunk in the parking lot. At an angle. Across two spaces. I thought, I’m friends with someone like that? Really?
I want a special spot for Deities
I want "kippah wearing" parking only.But that would only reinforce the whole "Jews run the world" reality...... I mean RUMOUR !! rumour !!***speaks loudly into hidden Mossad listening devices***
Your parking space logo man will need to have quite large biceps, fella!Mine will be quite simple - it'll be a picture of an old, blue British Police Phone Box, Mark 2.
screw that - i'll just make my own ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Xuy5-bVyY
So the Headless Horseman gets his own parking space.
Is this space only for the han-decapitated?
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