I took tomorrow off to spend with you.
Uh, you what?
I took tomorrow off. I figured we could spend some time together. Cool hu?
Well I’d say thanks Steve but maybe I should thank Christopher Columbus. Since it’s his plundering and bloody apostatizing that brought measles and smallpox to decimate an entire population that gave you the day off. Not you.
Yeah, and how he suckered Sigourney Weaver into giving him all those ships in that movie. What a bastard. What was that movie called? 1491?
Yeah, 1492. What was it?
Aliens. So, because Segourney Weaver got scammed out of some gold and Columbus “Sailed the ocean blue” you get the day off. And you’re taking the credit for his day.
Yes, and I want to spend it with you.
Sorry I have to teach a class.
That’s cool, I wanted to go to the dealership and get my tires switched over to nitrogen anyway.
I’m sorry I’m going to miss that…fun. Being Italian I know that the proper way to celebrate is with auto maintenance. Thank you Sigourney. Er.... Mr. Columbus.
No thank you obscure references.