Wednesday, February 24, 2010

SPRING FEVER

Man I have spring fever bad this week. I finally realized this last night at the car wash. I was using the high-pressure hose to spray all the ice build-up from my wheels when I hit me. I need to be somewhere warm. Not standing naked in a carwash bay spraying down my luxury automobile.

Okay, so I wasn’t naked. But, I really need to be naked outdoors somewhere. Horizontal out on a beach with Spike getting some air. Spikes my….. I wouldn’t say wedding tackle, maybe muscled college jock tackle.

Anyway… I really need to not be in a hoodie 24/7. Ya know how many looks you get on your main street if you’re washing your car in a hoodie and gym shorts in February? Apparently a lot. Had nothing to do with blaring Lady Gaga. Nothing. And the dancing. There was some carwash dancing. Maybe I should wear underwear.

After my freezing car wash, last night I went and picked up my dry-cleaning, as I hung up my shirts at home, my cargo shorts and flip-flops started to charge me. I guess since they’ve been the closet so long they’ve gone feral. Will someone please think of the poor feral cargo shorts?

4 comments:

Michael Rivers said...

Spring Fever is hitting hard. We have at least another month of winter here in Minneapolis. Ugh. It's depressing to think about.

Wonder Man said...

Sorry to hear about the cold days up there. Hopefully it will get warm soon

巧克力好吃 said...

辛苦了!祝你愈來愈好!........................................

The Mutant said...

Y'know Melbourne is plenty warm this time of year. Forecast of 93F today. Maybe you could pop over for a visit - and bring Spike, I know a few beaches we could show him to encourage him to come out of hiding.