When I leave for work the better half is still peacefully dreaming away. All warm and happy with the dog. This makes me really want to fuck with his head, sometimes. Mostly I tell him I love him and to have a great day, sometimes I go a little mental.
Today was one of those days. As I leaned over to kiss him I growled low into his ear, then deeply growled Gggggggrrrowllllged, awwwwrgh grooooooolg.
I guess he was a little more awake then I thought because he said in a normal voice.
“What are you doing?”
"Uh…….saying I love you in Wookie….Growlll gagk.”
There was complete silence as I finished with my gym bag. Then I heard through the dark.
“Your Jedi powers are useless on me; I’m not telling you what you got for Christmas.”
And that folks is why we love the guy.