Thursday, October 30, 2008

Car History

Cars I’ve owned order since I hit puberty:

68 Ford, Mustang
83 Toyota, Supra
85 Nissan, Truck
87 Toyota, 4runner
91 GMC, Sierra
00 Jeep, Cherokee
01 Ram, Truck
01 Jeep, Wrangler

This year I’ve grown up a lot. By this I mean I’ve had to fill up a Jeep for a 90 mile daily commute. That, and I’m at the point in my life where I want to be pampered. Is it so wrong to want power windows and a sun roof? Knowing that I’m giving up driving around and around Chessman with the top off so everyone can see my chiseled chest. Uh…let’s forget I said that last part, OK? Anyway…..
Now I’m thinking about getting the next great Stevie-mobile. So, being a huge (some may argue literally or just fugitively) gay guy I wanted to see what the Moes are driving, so I Googled.

http://gaylife.about.com/od/gayproductreviews/ss/gaycarsmen2009.htm

I think I’m a 9. By that I mean the number nine, the Ford Flex.
I smell a road trip!





















Or there's the Dodge Challenger, I do consider myself a Mopar man.



Now that would be cool driving around a gay park with my shirt off. At 17MPG. Great. Gee, what a surprise, there is no Taurus SHO written in any gay or for that matter any hip article anywhere. Surprised?










How about a Lincoln MKZ? At 32K.


















I do like the Dodge Charger. It’s what the cops drive in these parts and that makes me rock hard. Seriously, and sadly every time I see one I get close to shooting. This may be odd, on my daily commute.

















Well, I guess I’ll keep thinking about this.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I really do see you as more of a Toyota Prius/Honda Civic/Nissan Sentra kinda guy. Imaginie how huge your pecs would look in a tiny little car..fc

Dead Robot said...

A Citroen! You could totally change your look to something more European!

StevieB said...

The C5 is very cool.
http://www.citroen.com/CWW/en-US

The nearest dealership is in Panama. Road Trip!

Kezza said...

There is no way that I'm going to be able to convince you to go for a Pontiac G8 is there? I'm serious, if seeing charger makes you rock hard, wait until you drive a G8 GT along a winding mountain pass. You'll have a hardon for a week! Of course if you want something mega tough go for the G8 ST, sounds nuts, goes hard and plenty of room for cargo (or to fuck) in the back!

Freddyeyes said...

I want a new car! I can't advise on manly or even gay. You called my wanna be suv a soccer mom car. Plus my dream car is a VW van! Hippy'd out!

Anonymous said...

Do you remember when you could buy a mid-sized car for less than 20K?
That wasnt - that - long ago.
The Ford Flex is interesting but I think those guys admiring your pecs as you cruise around will be looking for the car seats in the back. I vote Challenger or Ford Mustang.
SC

Mike said...

You will need two cars my friend, A Mustang GT for the Summer and We can find you a hard top for the Jeep to keep warm this winter. Besides you know a great Jeep Tech ;).