Wednesday, July 1, 2009

NAMASTE

As you know I’ve started doing yoga. Yes, Namaste Bitches. And I find that I'm completely all zen about it. It’s quickly turning into the highlight of my week. But, I am however finding out that I’m like a bull in a china shop. How come the only people that do yoga are 5’2” and wear T-shirts with Chinese characters on them that probably say Beef with broccoli? So it’s me, my buddy Tom and a room full of fit, healthy 19 year olds. None of them sweat…at all…ever. Me, I’m causing a new humid weather pattern to form in the back of the studio. I’m fine really.

Last week, I nearly fell over during “balance work” and three girls on my left screamed and pointed in unison, “Aaaaaaaaah RUN! He’s attacking!” Hence my new Godzilla banner.

3 comments:

Jeph said...

LMAO!!!

The Mutant said...

I have had one experience with yoga... only one, it wasn't good, it wasn't bad, but it did involve a lot of rum and half a packet of ciggies, so I may have been doing it wrong.

STEVIE B. said...

Half way through my first class my yoga master calmly explained:
“Yoga is a personal journey, not everyone will be able to fully express some positions, although it would be best if you didn’t have a cigarette in your mouth whilst attempting.”
I think she meant me.