Tuesday, January 26, 2010

NICE RACK

Like you and the rest of America, last night I was glued to the TV to watch the Jersey Shore reunion special. Not since VH1 aired its Vanilla Ice Behind The Music have I seen such gripping dialogue.

When that was done sucking twenty minutes out of my very soul, I went online to shop for my Birthday present. My big day is this Thursday. Wheeeeeeeee! I immediately realized what I want-NO-need for my Birthday…




What a great way to get tricks to leave.

4 comments:

Dead Robot said...

Each side of the bed?

Never go to sleep angry.

Wonder Man said...

be careful with that thing

Freddyeyes said...

Happy Birthday Thursday! (tomorrow!)

Anonymous said...

oh - i so want one!!! this woudl let me sleep at night! cn