For Christmas Jerrod slipped a jar of Baconnaise into my stocking. Baconnaise, the bacon flavored mayonnaise! Thinking “what the hell am I going to do with this crap” last night I invented the Baconnaise Quesadilla.
You simply take your flour tortilla (pronounced tor-till-a) and spread this amazing bacon scented mayo on both sides. Then sprinkle your cheese like product on one side. Smoosh the two tortillas together and pop that sucker into the toaster oven. Voila (pronounced Vi-ole-a) you’ve got dinner.
Now, I know what you’re going to say:
“Steve my friends are coming over dinner but, they’re all Vegetarians or Jews?!”
Well, Baconnaise is only bacon flavored. No bacon, so it can be enjoyed by your freakish friends.* So if you have the Family Home Teachers coming over tonight but a group of swishy, sodomites over tomorrow to watch Project Runway, You’ve got dinner for both groups. Simply serve, Baconnaise Quesadillas and wait for the complements.
*Consult your local rabbi.