Ahh, December. It’s time to gather around and listen to Uncle Steve’s annual Christmas rant…..
WHAT THE FUCK DO PENGUINS HAVE TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS!?!?
Have you seen the inflatable, glowing Christmas crap that everyone displays on their front lawns? Big billowing snowmen, elves, and insidiously happy penguins.
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK DO PENGUINS HAVE TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS!?
“Don’t drink the Kristmas Kool-aide……..and I only live in Antarctica and parts of South America why am I even here?! Aaaaaaaaaghh!”
I feel bad for their ignorant cult joining asses as I drive by.