Tuesday, December 7, 2010

THE REASON FOR THE CHEESE-ON

This time of year it's mandatory to sit and listen to the story of our Lord and Savior’s birth, “The reason for the season” over and over again. I equate it to listening to co-workers talking about football. I know it’s important to a lot of people, they devote every Sunday to worshiping what they perceive to be the “best team” and trash talk the other leagues, but in the end how does blowing millions building stadiums and dancing around in satin jerseys improve my net worth?

That being said, go team! Blah, blah, blah. But,in my head I just replaced foam cheese head hats with foam baby Jesusiesss.
 
 
I’ve stumbled upon the Greatest Story Ever told but, in a way that even I understand…. Why wouldn't there be Dinosaurs and Daleks at our Lord and Saviors birth? they're good Christians too.




4 comments:

Dale W. said...

Love that Mr Bean skit with the Dalek... which you can now recreate at home with your one.

I love the Baby Cheeses, he reminds me what this holiday season is *really* about. Cholesterol.

cb said...

Why have I never made my own video skit with my mom's nativity scenes?!?

I'm totally kicking myself!!

Pac said...

Blasphemer! You have angered my cheese god. Prepare for his hot gooey wrath.

Wonder Man said...

Mr. Bean tells a better story