“We’ve stopped buying Coke altogether, we just don’t have a taste for it any more. We’ve switched to Crystal Light. It’s amazing stuff.“What was overheard at a party this weekend:
“We’ve stopped buying coke altogether, we just don’t have a taste for it any more. We’ve switched to crystal meth. It’s amazing stuff. “
Funny how just a word will change the perceptions of people around you. But, on the other hand we are hosting a big Crystal party this coming up weekend. We’ll have grape and lemonade crystal. Yummo.
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I've decided I've had enough of coke too, its so last century, with all the 'cool' celebs seen doing it, I get the feeling its over-exposed.
You're Crystal Party sounds like a marry old shindig! I guess my invite's still in the mail huh?
Oh, forfuxake. Imagine that last sentence looked like this:
Your Crystal Party sounds like a merry old shindig! I guess my invite's still in the mail huh?
And the world will be a happier place. You see what coke does to me - I'm totally fried right now!
Want a bump? fc
No Mutant, you were correct. It would be a mary old shindig.
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