Tuesday, June 2, 2009

ON THE OTHER HAND I'M NOT A COKEHEAD

What I said at a party this weekend:
“We’ve stopped buying Coke altogether, we just don’t have a taste for it any more. We’ve switched to Crystal Light. It’s amazing stuff.“
What was overheard at a party this weekend:
“We’ve stopped buying coke altogether, we just don’t have a taste for it any more. We’ve switched to crystal meth. It’s amazing stuff. “


Funny how just a word will change the perceptions of people around you. But, on the other hand we are hosting a big Crystal party this coming up weekend. We’ll have grape and lemonade crystal. Yummo.

4 comments:

The Mutant said...

I've decided I've had enough of coke too, its so last century, with all the 'cool' celebs seen doing it, I get the feeling its over-exposed.

You're Crystal Party sounds like a marry old shindig! I guess my invite's still in the mail huh?

The Mutant said...

Oh, forfuxake. Imagine that last sentence looked like this:

Your Crystal Party sounds like a merry old shindig! I guess my invite's still in the mail huh?

And the world will be a happier place. You see what coke does to me - I'm totally fried right now!

Anonymous said...

Want a bump? fc

StevieB said...

No Mutant, you were correct. It would be a mary old shindig.