Friday, March 12, 2010


Let’s take today to appreciate Dalton James. He gives us so much, so we must take a day to celebrate the day that Port Arthur, Texas gave him to us.

**Head bowed, quiet pause. **

As you know, Dalton was my partner for 17 years. Okay, 4 whatever. Until he ran away to New York to become a graphic artist and a cosmopolitan socialite. Puff, puff. At least until he gave up the bear party scene to move to little ol’Denver. Sunday is the Mighty, Mighty Dalton’s birthday. On pie day! 3.14… pie, get it?

Yeah, no one does.

So… wish him a great day and if you’re hanging out at your local Bear Bar this weekend raise your drink and toast Dalton. He’ll be the one with that shell shocked look in his eye that every guy gets after dating me.

*May not be an actually photo of Dalton.
It is, but when I get a head smack I want
to say I put an asterisk next to it.


Anonymous said...

I want video of him head slapping you, cuz he's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gonna!

Dead Robot said...

I... uh.

Happy Birthday, regardless.

Wonder Man said...

Happy Birthday, Dalton

Mike "N" the Mechanics said...

It might get bloody. The bears were all over him last Sunday at Beer bust. Happy Birthday, may you not see this Dalton.

Blobby said...

But Pi Day doesn't start until 1:59, just an FYI

The Mutant said...

Freakish... Dalton shares a birthday with me, as well has his sense of style... Kinda like having a twin on the other side of the world. Kinda.

be sure to wish him a happy birthday for me, now I'm off to find some of this pi everyone's been talking about.

cb said...

In 2015, it will be like the BEST Pi day ever!