When the one opened in Minneapolis a couple years ago, I promised myself I wouldn't cry too.
When the one in Tempe opened up I drove north and went to it with my friend Brian. As we wandered through the model rooms, mostly filled with bolted together crap that would be perfect in any dorm room, I happened to open the lid of one of their model toilets, which are not connected to any plumbing. And discovered that someone had pooped in it. The stench was horrific, I made a mini-scream and dropped the lid. I am still traumatized.
You are going to have so many little allen wrenches you will wish they served a higher purpose. You will keep the first one or two "just in case" but feel bad for tossing all the rest there after.
Poor Homer! That woudl have been a disastrous scene....
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